A Russian cosmonaut has an emergency during his reentry into earth's atmosphere and his space craft crash lands in the Australian bush, way out in the middle of nowhere. After what seems like an eternity, he wakes up in a bush hospital clinic, very rustic, dirty, with foul smells and he is really ba...
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Why do Russian Cosmonauts only drink black coffee?
Because in space, no one here use cream.
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A Russian cosmonaut and a Russian brain surgeon were discussing religion.
A Russian cosmonaut and a Russian brain surgeon were discussing religion. The brain surgeon was a Christian but the cosmonaut was an atheist. The cosmonaut said, "I've been out in space many times but I've never seen God or angels." The brain surgeon said, "And I've operated on many clever brains bu...
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What's the difference between an astronaut and a cosmonaut?
Astronauts take it slow, cosmonauts are always rushin'
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A couple of cosmonauts were heading to the moon when the unexpectedly turned around
Turns out the moon was full
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Why were cosmonauts on the Russian space station always bumping into things?
Because objects in Mir are closer than they appear.
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Good luck, Mr. Gorsky
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man; one giant leap for mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks, including the usual COM traffic between him, the other astronauts, and Mission Control. Before he re-...
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Why Soviets never went to the moon?
They were afraid the cosmonauts wouldn't want to come back.
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This is naut, ok?
If America has 'astronauts' and Russia has 'cosmonauts', does Denmark have 'deeznauts'?
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Communist Russia wins the space race
Teacher: Ivan, tell us, who was the first country to land people on the Moon? Ivan: It was our mother Russia, Comrade! Teacher: Very good, Ivan! And what did the first Russian cosmonauts find on the Moon? Ivan: The American flag, Comrade!
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