How do space travelers stay awake on the long journeys across the galaxy?
Do some light speed.
A missionary journeys out into the world.
A christian missionary journeys out into the world to spread his beliefs. One day he reaches a native african tribe, where he lives for a while, while teaching them his ways and attending their fields inturn for shelter.
Some time passes and one day the chiefs daughter gives birth to a child...
I took a class recently on the history of food preservation.
In the early days, metal containers were the cheapest and easiest to make, so almost all food was stored in cans. Tin was a particularly soft and easy to mold/shape, and didn’t rust like other options, so most preserved food cans were made of tin.
Things went great for a while, with some food...
Before I go on any long journeys, I always put some salt and pepper on my head.
I'm a well-seasoned traveller.
CUL8R alligator, with lawyers...
Lawyer I: I'll sue you later, litigator.
Lawyer II: In a while, after the trial.
Lawyer III: Safe journeys, fellow attorneys.
Noah is on mission from God to gather a pair of each animal
So he journeys far and wide to all the corners in the world to gather them up.
Once he came to Scotland, he told the natives: " Hear me! God is wrathful with mankind! Do gather up a breeding pair of each kind of animal and bring them to me. Once my task is complete, it shall rain for forty da...
The Tribs
There is a land where Jewish people known as the Tribs live.
Now, there is a giant that lives in a big castle over the hill next to the Trib city, and any time the giant sees a Trib, he kicks it and sends the Trib flying across the land.
The Tribs got fed up with this, so they went to...
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There's this guy that gets suicidal everytime one of his pets dies.
So he goes to a therapist to see if he can conquer the emotional response. After several sessions his therapist tells him to get a porpoise. They're normal lifespan will allow for him to pass on before the porpoise would.
He also tells the guy that he must feed this porpoise baby seagulls to ...
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