Toasters Jokes - 5 Hilarious Toasters Jokes

Toasters...

were the first form of pop-up notifications.

Good friends are like toasters...

If you throw them down the stairs, they probably won't make toast for you anymore.

So if guns don’t kill people, people kill people

Does that mean toasters don’t toast toast toast toast toast?

Two toasters are sitting on a counter. One toaster turns to the other and says, "Do you sometimes feel empty?"

To which the other toaster replies, "OH MY GOD! A talking toaster!"

I'm shocked...

Turns out toasters aren't waterproof.

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