Soon after 9/11, an Arab leaves behind a suitcase at a train station
Standing nearby is a blond-haired blue-eyed white man who immediately notices this. He walks up to the suitcase and the zipper's not completely closed, so he takes a peek inside.
He sees electronic gizmos, what looks like a timer, and a huge pile of cash. He grabs the suitcase and chases down...
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A man's choice
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys severa...
The magic Dog
A man goes to a casting show for talents with his dog. "Ladies and gentlemen, I present: Gizmo the magic dog! I ask him a question and he answers it correct!" The jury laughed, but he asked:"Gizmo, what is on top of this house?" "Roof! Roof!", Gizmo said. The audience went quiet. "Gizmo,...