Did you guys hear about the sequel of "To Kill a Mockingbird"? It's called...
"The Murder of Crows"
More people would read books if publishers just added the phrase "In My Pants" to the end of every title.
War of the Worlds in My Pants
The Two Towers in My Pants
Great Expectations in My Pants
To Kill a Mockingbird in My Pants
Rising Strong in My Pants
A reporter goes to see an inventor who claims to have invented a machine that can answer any question
The reporter is asked to speak his question into the microphone and the machine will answer it with 100% accuracy.
Sceptical but curious the reporter starts easy, "Where is my mother?"
The machine bleeps and buzzes and then announces "Your mother is at her book club, they have just rev...
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