No one cared who they were 'til they put on the mask.
Tom Hardy goes to a movie theater
Tom Hardy goes to a movie theater to rewatch his movie - the Dark Knight Rises. To avoid being recognized on the street, he rushes into the theater, forgetting to wear his mask. Before he gets far, one of the theater employees stops him. Tom thinks it’s one of his fans asking for an autograph but to...
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For the last time, NO! NO! NOOOO!
So, there's this man. He's young, healthy, reasonably attractive, good job, etc.
Only problem is, he has a 25 inch penis. This might might sound great if you're a 12 year old, but it soon becomes the bane of his existence. Every time he meets a nice lady, eventually things lead to the bedroom...