80 year old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says "I want to get a tattoo".
The artist hesitantly replys "Well, ok where would you like this tattoo?"
Old lady: "actually I want two, one on the inside of my left thigh and one and the inside of my right th...
Tatoos of Elvis
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a picture of Elvis be tattooed high up on her left thigh.
The tattoo guy complies, but when he's done, the woman looks at the result and says "That doesn't look like Elvis at all!"
The guy says, "I can't do anything to remove it, but I cou...
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