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Breaking News: PIRATES STOPPED STEALING OIL TANKERS

They switched to stealing tankers filled with printer ink...

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You know the Middle East is about to go through a serious shitstorm when...

...commercial Oil tankers are attacked.

A truck driver is heading west across the Arizona desert. He has been driving all night, and as the sun starts to rise, he feels the need to stop and commune with nature.

He pulls to the side of the road, parks, and walks out into the sage brush.
As he is standing there, looking around at the beauty of the early morning, he notices a lever sticking out of the ground. After a few moments, he walks over, walks all the way around, and then reaches out to grasp the le...

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