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Crude Oil Jokes

What did the crude oil say to the gasoline?

Wow, you look so refined

Crude Oil massage

Barber : shoul I massage ur head ?

Me : ok, which oil will u use ?

Barber : Almond Oil is for 250₹

Me : herbal oil ?

Barber: 150₹

Me: Coconut Oil

Barber : 100₹

Me : anything cheaper than this ?

Barber *to his helper* : chhotu, get that barrel...

I had a joke about crude oil

But it could use some refinement.

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