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Recapture Jokes

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I’ve been trying to recapture my youth.

Should really get that basement door fixed.

I'm forever trying to recapture my youth.

I need better handcuffs as she keeps running away!

A Mime Goes To The Zoo...

The mime, who has been down on his luck, begins to perform his act in the middle of the zoo. Just as a small crowd is beginning to gather, a couple of zookeepers come by and escort him away.

The zookeepers bring the mime to see the head zookeeper, who admits to the mime that recently their m...

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