The head of an organized crime syndicate realized his accountant had been skimming money from him for years.
Unfortunately the accountant only spoke Russian. So the boss hired a Russian interpreter and busted into the accountantâs home.
He tells to the interpreter, âtell him I want to know where my money is, AND I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW!!â The interpreter conveys the message in Russian and the acco...
Whatâs the difference between a communist dictatorship and a crime syndicate?
One is organized.
I joined a crime syndicate that steals and counterfeits valuable art
I donât like what they do, Iâm just in it for the Monet
What do you call an islamic crime syndicate?
A gang bang
At Heathrow Airport today...
An individual claiming to be a school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra crime syndicate and charged him with carrying weapons of math destructio...
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