So i tried to sell my soul to Satan for my crush's affiliation
He said he's running a business,not a charity
I was asked to guess the religious affiliation of various bodies of water
I said "I can't think of any lakes that could be Jewish"
"But the sea might"
A biker is passing the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back...
Irish sectarianism joke
An American is visiting Ireland, and walking back to his hotel from the local pub. Suddenly he hears a voice behind him, demanding, "Are you a protestant or a catholic??". The American is well aware of the sectarian issues in Ireland and is understandably afraid to admit to either affiliation. In a ...
Meghan Trainor's business cards' must be pretty simple.
Name: No Number: No Affiliation: No Contact address: No