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Swiping Jokes

A woman is swiping through Tinder at work, and her co-worker say, "Honey, you ain't never gonna find your husband on Tinder."

"You may be right," she replied. "I found yours, though."

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I was swiping on tinder and I found my girlfriend

Fuckin bitch

It's crazy to think that people would break into houses by swiping their credit card.

Nowadays, you have to use the chip to break in.

A man walks his dog late at night when he observes an obviously drunk guy. The guy stops at a parked car, swipes across the car's roof with his arm and says "Nope."

He stumbles over to the next car, again swipes across the roof with his arm and again: "Nope."

This goes on for a while until finally the dog owner decides to ask the man what he was doing.

Drunkard: "I'm searching my car!"

Dog owner: "But you can't find your car by swiping your...

Bumble asked me if I enjoyed using their app today.

I said no without hesitation, then continued swiping.

An Alabama tech company asked me to test their competing product to Tinder…

I just don’t get how I’m supposed to find a date by swiping right on the shower curtain in my family’s shared bathroom.

I am proud to say I give all the ladies repetitive strain injury.

Unfortunately it’s from swiping left on my tinder profile.

You might be a redneck if...

You keep swiping right on your Ancestry DNA matches

What did Dora say to help her friend break his Tinder addiction?

Swiper, no swiping!

I was arrested at the bank for indecent exposure

It wasn't my fault though. I was having trouble swiping my card through the machine and the teller said, "strip down facing me"

There's a cool hidden feature on Tinder

Keep on swiping right and girls get fatter

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