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Congratulatory Jokes

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Whaddya call a flaming Jewish Congratulatory Drink?

A Mazel Tov Cocktail!

To celebrate their 10th anniversary, Fruit Ninja decides to host a live event.

They decide to commission for an arcade style game/exhibition to be made where the visitors can pick up physical weapons at each of the fruit stations and hit the designated fruit with them. After they hit the fruit the computer would display their score and play a congratulatory tune if they got ab...

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First BJ

A man walks into a bar and takes a seat on one of the stools. The bartender looks at him and asks him what he’d like to drink. The man orders four shots of whiskey for himself. The bartender looks at the man and says

“Four shots for yourself? What’s the special occasion?”

To which the...

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