She’s from Minsk

A small, tight knit, Russian village buys their milk from the neighboring town. Eventually they realize they should pool their resources and buy a cow for the town.

They all gather their money, some put more, some less, whatever they can afford. Now they have 800 roubles, but to buy a cow fr...

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Gettin' Down, Mexican Style

A guy goes down to the corner, looking to pick up a hooker for the night. He walks up to the hottest one and says, "I wanna do you Mexican Style."

She's never heard of "mexican style," assumes the worst, and says "No."

The guy says, "I'll give you $300 if I can do you Mexican Style."<...

I think a cool anti-hero would be Aeon Netflux

...except during fights she would stop every 2 minutes to "rebuffer", and her selection of moves would be extremely limited.

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