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What did Bruce Jenner tell Kris Jenner on their wedding night ?

I want your sex.

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A young woman visits a florist to buy some flowers for her mother.

As she's perusing, she notices the most gorgeous rose she's ever seen sitting next to the cashier, and asks for its price.

"Oh, sorry," the cashier replies. "That one's not for sale. I got that as a gift from a fellow florist for hooking him up with a woman I met yesterday."

"Yesterday...

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Kris Kristofferson must of been thankful his parents didn't name him Jack.

Jack Jackofferson would of been an awkward name to have growing up

What did Kris Kross order at McDonald's?

A Biggity, Biggity, Biggity Mac.

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Sex After Death

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, Frank was the first to die and, true to his word, he made the first contact:

"Kris, Kris, can...

Two friends are having a chat in a bar.

Chris: Hey can I borrow a ten?

Kristen: sure.

Christen: Thank you.

Kris: Anytime.

How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

What has a bunch of KKK’s and has been hated on for a long time, and will probably be hated until they’re all gone, unless they keep reproducing?

Kim. Khloe. Kourtney. Kris. Kanye. Kendall. Kylie.

Son, do we have any dop Ted?

son: what's a "dop Ted"?

dad: you are, you are adopted!!

son: ... Nice one dad.

dad: I'm not your dad.

(Dad joke at its finest, credit: Kris Wilson)

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