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Ghee Jokes

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I'm sorry, when I said "butter" I really meant "ghee".

I should have clarified.

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Made some Indian food for dinner the other night. While telling my wife what was in it, I said I'd used butter in one part, but wished I'd had some ghee instead. She looked at me quizzically, and I continued "Because it's more traditionally Indian."

"Ah," she replied. "Thanks for clarifying."

 

Note: this actually happened! She's a gem and I'm keeping her.

I opened an Indian restaurant called the ghee spot

It's hard to find

Last night I massaged my wife

Italian: Last night I massaged my wife with the finest olive oil, then we made love and I made her scream non stop 5 minutes.

French: Last night I massaged my wife with special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream 20 minutes.

Indian : That's nothing. Last ni...

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There used to be an amazing Indian restaurant that cooked everything in clarified butter. It was called "The Ghee Spot".

Went out of business because no one could find it...

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I love clarified butter but it makes me urinate way too frequently

Ghee whizz

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What do you call an afterschool choir cooked in butter?

A Ghee Club.

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What did the butter say to his parents?

“Mom, Dad,
I’m Ghee”

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