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Harry Styles Jokes

Where did Harry Styles go to school?

Watermelon Sugar High

Did you know there's a street in England named Harry Styles Boulevard?

It only goes in one direction, though.

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What does Harry Styles call his boner?

Wonder Erection.

Who’s a hairdresser’s favorite musical artist?

Harry Styles

I asked my daughter why Harry Styles left his band to go solo.

She said he wanted to go a different direction.

Everyone knows Harry Potter graduated from Hogwarts, but not many people know that Harry Styles failed to do so.

He was expelled after starting wand erection.

“Dad” says son, “what’s the difference between theory and reality”?

“I’ll explain” says Dad. “MOTHER! Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks?”

“Yes I would” says mother, giggling.

“DAUGHTER! Would you sleep with Harry Styles for a million bucks?”

“Yes I would” she says, blushing.

“There you go son” says Dad. “Theoretically we ...

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An algebra teacher had just finished his lecture when he saw a female student...

She had stayed behind after everyone else had left, furiously working away at proof exercises. The teacher walked up to her and said, "Why are you working so hard?"

She looked up and responded: "Harry Styles will marry me if and only if I finish top of my class."

The teacher looked be...

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