Every zodiac sign comes with a signature hairstyle...

Except cancer

Having a Jamaican hairstyle theme at work tommorow.

Im dreading it.

My current hairstyle is perfect for tonight's Silent Disco.

It's got absolutely no volume

Hairstyle Competition

Hello, my name is John and I would like to tell you about the time I entered a hairstyle competition. You see, I have always loved trying out different hairstyles and colors. It is something I have put great effort into!

It was about February of last year that the idea of entering a hairstyle...

Trump worries more about his hairstyle that paying people he hires.

He always asks himself, "toupee, or not toupee"

It’s almost National Jamaican Hairstyle Day.

Everyone’s dreadin’ it.

If you get a new hairstyle that you don't like, just give it some time...

It will grow on you.

New Hairstyle

Husband: Wow, honey, you look really different today. Did you do something to your hair?

Wife: Michael, I’m over here!

Donald Trump's advisers worry he could lose support from his base, so they suggested he change his hairstyle to better connect with white, rural voters...

...he's going to mullet over.

What hairstyle is best for travelling fast in a boat?

Top knot of course.

At first I didnt really like my new hairstyle...

...but then I realised that it kinda grew on me.

A man moves into a nudist colony

Once he got to his new location, he received a letter from his mother asking him to send a picture of himself in his new location. Embarrassed about moving into a nudist colony, the man decides to take a picture of himself and cut it in half to send to his mother. After he sends the picture to his m...

[LONG] A man is trying to land his dream job of being a barber...

For months he’s been studying proper haircutting technique. He has painstakingly flipped through each page of the most rigorous hair textbooks, watched video tutorials from the best salons, and read countless articles about current hairstyles.

Finally, it was the day of his job interview. He ...

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Billy the Tree

Billy the tree aces his SATs at Forest High and ends up with a full college scholarship. The day arrives for him to move halfway across the state. The older trees wish him luck, and they make him promise to write. They wave and cheer as he packs his trunk and leaves.

He arrives at his college...

A man is on a long haul flight, late at night.

The air hostess notices he is the only one awake and approaches him.

She offers a glass of whiskey, and advises that each drink come with a small bowl of cashews, to which he accepts.

He takes a sip of his drink, then all of a sudden hears a voice say to him;
"You smell beautiful to...

When a girl has a ponytail...

-Hey, what do you call that hairstyle?
-A ponytail?
-Ah, it really compliments your horse face.

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A Divorce Letter (..XP)

My Dear husband: I'm writing this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you.
I've been a good wife to you for the last 20 years & I have nothing to show for it, and the last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you left your job today which was the last straw.
Last we...

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