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I believe every Zodiac sign has its own signature hairstyle.

Except Cancer.

My girlfriend wasn't sure if she liked her new hairstyle.

I told her to sleep on it.

Genuinely happened today. Was pretty proud of myself.

My barber is big into astrology, and told me that every zodiac sign corresponds to a certain hairstyle, except for one


My 14 year old girl asked me what hairstyle would look good on her

Don’t ever google tips for grooming a teenage girl. I’m now on a list somewhere….

When you want to change your hairstyle, there are two choices:

'Do or dye.

What's a good hairstyle for someone who doesn't like smoked salmon?


What is Zack Snyder's favorite hairstyle?

Director's Cut

Having a Jamaican hairstyle theme at work tommorow.

Im dreading it.

It’s almost National Jamaican Hairstyle Day.

Everyone’s dreadin’ it.

It's Jamaica hairstyle day at work tomorrow.

I'm dreading it.

If you get a new hairstyle that you don't like, just give it some time...

It will grow on you.

Trump worries more about his hairstyle that paying people he hires.

He always asks himself, "toupee, or not toupee"

A man moves into a nudist colony

Once he got to his new location, he received a letter from his mother asking him to send a picture of himself in his new location. Embarrassed about moving into a nudist colony, the man decides to take a picture of himself and cut it in half to send to his mother. After he sends the picture to his m...

Donald Trump's advisers worry he could lose support from his base, so they suggested he change his hairstyle to better connect with white, rural voters...

...he's going to mullet over.

What hairstyle is best for travelling fast in a boat?

Top knot of course.

At first I didnt really like my new hairstyle...

...but then I realised that it kinda grew on me.

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Billy the Tree

Billy the tree aces his SATs at Forest High and ends up with a full college scholarship. The day arrives for him to move halfway across the state. The older trees wish him luck, and they make him promise to write. They wave and cheer as he packs his trunk and leaves.

He arrives at his college...

[LONG] A man is trying to land his dream job of being a barber...

For months he’s been studying proper haircutting technique. He has painstakingly flipped through each page of the most rigorous hair textbooks, watched video tutorials from the best salons, and read countless articles about current hairstyles.

Finally, it was the day of his job interview. He ...

When a girl has a ponytail...

-Hey, what do you call that hairstyle?
-A ponytail?
-Ah, it really compliments your horse face.

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A Divorce Letter (..XP)

My Dear husband: I'm writing this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you.
I've been a good wife to you for the last 20 years & I have nothing to show for it, and the last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you left your job today which was the last straw.
Last we...

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