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Pistil Jokes

Did you hear that doctors were able to replace a stamen with a pistil?

It was the first successful trans-plant.

Why was the flower so dangerous?

It had a concealed pistil.

A biology teacher runs into a bank holding a flower.

He says "Everybody on the ground, I have a pistil!"

Why are some flowers gangsta ?

Cause they carry pistils.

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