Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they gi...
A young blind man is staring vacantly at the dairy aisle at the grocers.
A staff member comes up and asks if she can help him.
“Yes, ma’am. Can you tell me what milk is?” She seems perplexed but answers “well, milk is a white drink.”
“Ahh, now I know what a drink is… but what is white?” The woman is further unsure of the whole situation but thinks and says ...
What do an ambulance and a yoga class have in common?
They both contain stretchers.
Today I learned what Chromecast is...
... and the rest of the family found out what Interracial Bootyhole Stretchers Vol. 3 is.
A rabbi, a Catholic priest, and a Protestant minister are talking in a bar.
They bet each other that they can convert a bear to their religion. At dawn the next day, they meet at the edge of the forest and wish each other luck before setting out. At the end of the day, they meet each other again on three separate stretchers. The priest is all beat up. He has a broken arm an...