Johnny had been in prison for only a year into his life long sentence with no hope for parole that he had decided that he would not be dying in prison. Using outside connections and some small favors he was able to get a small spoon and a local map of the surrounding area to the prison. After ten ye...
The school field trip
A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses, but mostly to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher ...
A ship is ambushed in the open ocean.
After a couple hours of combat, the crew is overwhelmed and pirates come aboard. They proceed to line up the captured men and one by one ask who they think the best sailor is on their vessel. The majority of men say that the lookout Seamus has the most experience under his belt. Hearing this the pir...
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Two men start talking at a high school reunion.
“It’s been a long time, what have you been up to?”
“I’m a business man now, I run a very successful company”
“Ah, I can see that by the briefcase and suit”
“What do you do?”
“Oh, arrr, I’m a pirate.”
“Ah, I see that by your peg leg, hook and eye patch. How did you ...
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