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Gagged Jokes

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How did Kanye find out that Kim was bound, gagged, and held at gunpoint?

She released the video on pornhub.


(Too soon?)

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What do you call a sailor who likes to get tied up and gagged during sex?

A submarine

What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball? :P

She gagged. >\_<

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged and took it like a champ

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Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar

Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, "That little gal is havin' a bad time. I'm a gonna go over there and help." He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head ...

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Hell no.

A man dies and is sent to hell. He meets the devil who offers him three choices of punishment for the sins that he had committed. The devil tells the man, "There are three torture rooms, of which you will pick one and go in to replace the person who is being punished in that room. The choice is your...

What happened when Cinderella reached the ball

She gagged

(Wasn’t my joke, just heard online)

A trucker is driving down the road late one night.

When he notices something wriggling on the side of the road. Curiosity gets the best of him, and he pulls over to investigate. Once he gets up close, he sees it is a naked man, bound, gagged, and left for dead. The trucker removes the gag, and the man immediately said "Oh thank God you stopped. I've...

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Charlotte wants a dress.

Charlotte asked Uncle Bob to borrow some money because she wanted to buy a new dress.

Uncle Bob told her that he would loan her the money if she gave him a blowie.

Charlotte agreed and began sucking. She immediately gagged and said, “This tastes like shit!” ...

3 people are interviewing for a job at the CIA

All 3 have interviewed and performed extremely well and it's time for their final test. They arrive and see a door leading into a sound proof room.

"Enter the room, read the note card, and carry out your orders" the interviewing agent says.

The first applicant enters the room, closes t...

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