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A drunkard was zigzagging his way through the streets at 4AM. Two policemen in a car decided to approach him...

One cop asked "where are you going at this time of night?"

"I'm going to a lecture"

"A lecture?! At this time of night? What about?!"

"About the effects of alcohol and drugs on the human body. The damages caused by living a reckless life. The degradation that free love and sex ...

Why does Paris have so many beautiful tree-lined streets?

The German army prefers to march in the shade.

What do you call a guy that urinates on the streets of Europe

European

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A husband and wife are having money trouble and decide the wife needs to work the streets as a hooker.

Two days later she comes back with $225.25. The husband says "that's good, but what cheap bastard gave you 25 cents?" The wife responds "all of them"

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I heard that the participants of the running of the bulls in Pamplona get so scared that they frequently poop their pants and the streets need to be cleaned frequently.

Turns out it was all bullshit.

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A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells :

โ€œI am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!โ€ A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him, later he brings the man to Stalin. Soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man : โ€œWho were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?โ€ Man respon...

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In India, they shit on the streets

In UK, they shit in the Daily Mail and Sun

Family had no money left, so the husband sent his wife to work the streets.

She came home in the morning, and her husband asked:โ€How much did you make?โ€

โ€œ$804โ€ she said

โ€œWhich idiot gave you $4 ???โ€ he asked

โ€œWell... everyone...โ€

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