It was late at night .....

It was late at night and the police were out checking for erratic driving.

They spotted a car travelling alone along the dual carriageway and decided to follow it. The car never exceeded the speed limit, gave all the correct signals as it left the main road and when they ...

Boris finds a gold fish...

"Hello Boris," says the gold fish "I will grant you three wishes". Excited brexeter says "I really like Donald Trump. Can I have a road running through the UK to America?", The goldfish laughs and tells him that bulding such thing on water is impossible! "Another wish, Boris" slightly annoyed Boris ...

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There’s a motorway having a drink in a pub.

In comes a Dual Carriageway. “You”, says the motorway, “this is my pub, get out”. With that the dual carriageway leaves with his tail between his legs.

Shortly afterwards, an A Road comes into the pub. Again the motorway points and says “Here, you, piss off out of my pub”. The A road looks s...

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