A young man decides to jump on the streetcar without paying.
A few stops later he’s caught.
As the transit enforcement officer is writing him the ticket, the young man says, “This isn’t fair.”
“You’re right,” said the officer, “This isn’t fare.”
What was the Sci-fi remake of A Streetcar Named Desire?
A lady with a mildly upset tummy gets on a street car for a cross town appointment...
When approaching the first stop, she notices the street car’s brakes make a horribly loud racket. Given the state of her upset tummy she decides that she can take advantage of the street car’s worn brakes. Cautiously, upon approaching the next stop she perfectly times the release of a small amount...
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Charlie the Street Car Conductor
Long joke that is passed down in my family
So down in New Orleans there lived a man named Charlie. Charlie ever since he was a young boy wanted to grow up to be a streer car conductor. When he finally became old enough, he applied for the job and lo and behold he got it. Now Charlie was the ...