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Storming Jokes

If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican

We’ll take the aliens, you get the predators

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Military joke: the enemy is storming the front en masse.

Army general turns to his soldiers, "boys, go get em!"
They all go out running at the enemy and they all die.

Navy Admiral turns to his seamen, "boys, storm those beaches!"
They all rush ashore and every last one of them are killed.

Marine General turn to his men all cocky, "...

My boss came storming in to the office this morning, yelling that he’ll fire the employee with the worst posture...

I have a hunch it might be me...

A dyslexic man was arrested for storming area 15

He was released as authorities felt bad for him.

Police came storming through a kindergarten

They just heard there was some kid-napping going along...

Why didn't the Capitol-storming Trump supporters bring anything to quench their thirst?

Because before they got there they had already drank the 'Q'-laid.

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Family brain storming of dad jokes, feedback wanted.... why didn't the fly like the police?

Because of the SWAT.

#2 What did the therapist mug say to the cup?

You need to get a handle on that.

Can you imagine Netflix making a TV show about storming Area 51?

But then again, Stranger Things has happened

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A guy walks into a bar

and orders a round of beer. After about his sixth or seventh round his wife comes storming into the bar. "You disgust me!" she screams. "That's right, we sure did," the guy replies. "We all agreed that you are too uptight and tend to be a little bitchy."

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices large sign on the wall:

$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!

When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung on rye.

She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose!

The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen. He runs up to the customer's table, sla...

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