How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

What do tornadoes and women have in common?

In the beginning there's a lot sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.

Why was Jimmy killed by a tornado?

He heard that tornadoes kill less people than a common flu and went out for a walk.

I went to Texas as a tourist only to witness one of the tornadoes it has an abundance of

And I was blown away

Why are tornadoes always named after women?

Because when the tornadoes arrive they are warm and moist but when they leave, you only have half a house, no car, and your entire life lies in ruins.

What do tornadoes and divorce in the south have in common?

Either way, someone's losing a trailer.

Did you know that tornadoes can displace shellfish?

Apparently the locals in danger areas are able to identify oncoming bad weather due to the shellfish preceding it.

They call it the clam before the storm.

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What do ex-girlfriends and tornadoes have in common

As they leave, they both take the garden chairs THAT WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SHEILA YOU BITCH

Kids are like tornadoes

They're neat to watch but you can't help but be scared when they head for your house

What do women and tornadoes have in common?

First they are wet, then stormy and afterwards the house is gone.

Which tornadoes are the most refreshing?

F5 tornadoes.

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