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How are marriages like tornadoes?

They begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you lose your house.

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I’m writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes..

It’s only a draft at the moment.

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Why can't we just nuke tornadoes?

That way nobody will die from the tornado.

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Did you hear about that colony that got destroyed by the tornadoes?

It was very unsettling.

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How are Woman and Tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come and take the house when they leave

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Kids are like tornadoes

They're neat to watch but you can't help but be scared when they head for your house

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Why are tornadoes always named after women?

Because when the tornadoes arrive they are warm and moist but when they leave, you only have half a house, no car, and your entire life lies in ruins.

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Which tornadoes are the most refreshing?

F5 tornadoes.

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What do tornadoes and divorce in the south have in common?

Either way, someone's losing a trailer.

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I went to Texas as a tourist only to witness one of the tornadoes it has an abundance of

And I was blown away

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Did you know that tornadoes can displace shellfish?

Apparently the locals in danger areas are able to identify oncoming bad weather due to the shellfish preceding it.

They call it the clam before the storm.

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What do women and tornadoes have in common?

First they are wet, then stormy and afterwards the house is gone.

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Before Chuck Norris goes sleep, he checks under his bed for Volodymyr Zelensky.

Tornadoes don't exist, Volodymyr Zelensky just hates trailer parks.

Chuck Norris jokes but instead of Chuck Norris it's Volodymyr Zelensky.

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Why was Jimmy killed by a tornado?

He heard that tornadoes kill less people than a common flu and went out for a walk.

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