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Tornado Jokes

What did the teenage tornado say to his parents?

Nothing. He just stormed off.

A friend of mine tried telling a joke about a tornado...

It was a real tongue twister.

What's a tornado's favorite dance?

The twist!

I tossed a yield sign into a tornado once.

Guess I was throwing caution to the wind.

Kids are like tornadoes

They're neat to watch but you can't help but be scared when they head for your house

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What is similar about Christmas and tornado season?

You have a tree in your living room.

Do you know what happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado?

It was an udder disaster.

What did tornado say to it’s annoying twin?

Sigh, clone.

Why did the tornado cross the road?

To get the road to the other side.

What did the tornado tell his son when his son faced a hardship?

Dude, just suck it up.

A Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead are against a wall to be executed by a firing line.

Each is given an opportunity for last words. The Redhead is up first: she points and screams "Tornado!" Everyone freaks out and in the commotion she gets away. The Brunette is second and catches on the the plan: she points and screams "Tsunami," fleeing in the confusion. The Blonde has worked out a ...

Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio.

Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.

Did you hear about the tornado at the cheese factory?

Da-brie was everywhere.

I'm writing a book on how tornados and hurricanes develop....

At the moment it's just a draft.

Did you hear about the tornado who got arrested?

They got him for shoplifting.

What does a divorce and a tornado in Tennessee have in common?

They both mean someone's fixin ta lose a trailer

How are marriages like tornadoes?

They begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you lose your house.

What's the difference between a Tornado, and a divorce in the south?

Nothing. Somebody is losing a trailer.
-Robin Williams

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One day a giant tornado went through Austria...

...but luckily all the children were already in the basement.

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

\-A **milkshake**

I believe the tornado chasers are the reincarnation of ancient sailors

They both hear the siren and know it’s dangerous, but they just keep going.

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There was a tornado in my city and then I think of this.

I don’t know why everyone is afraid of an F5 tornado...

It’s just a refreshing breeze!

Did you hear about that colony that got destroyed by the tornadoes?

It was very unsettling.

The Old Couple and the Tornado

Not sure if this one's been posted or not, but here goes.

An old couple were driving down a street in their neighborhood during a freak storm. Suddenly a tornado crosses the road and lifts their car. They're thrown about for several seconds before landing upside down in someone's yard. They'r...

What's the difference between me and a tornado?

A tornado can pick up girls

what does a tornado in Texas and a divorce have in common?

Either way someones losing a trailer

What happened after a tornado hit the shoe store?

After weeks of Sole Searching it finally reopened.

What do tornados in Kentucky and divorces in Kentucky have in common?

Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer

What do you call a tornado that never touches down?

A tornadon't

4 former US Presidents are caught in a tornado

Four former U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they spin to OZ.

After trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.

"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL WIZARD OF OZ? WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

Jimmy Carter...

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

My ex-wife is like a tornado

First she blows, then she sucks, then she took my house and dog.

What's the difference between a Texas tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way, someone's going to lose a trailer.

Which tornadoes are the most refreshing?

F5 tornadoes.

The tornado may have taken my house but I found it very refreshing

It was an F5

Why are tornadoes always named after women?

Because when the tornadoes arrive they are warm and moist but when they leave, you only have half a house, no car, and your entire life lies in ruins.

A farmer in Nebraska just had his fence destroyed by a tornado, and he's asking for our help

He heard we have a lot of experts in re-posting

A tornado just blew off 25% of my roof

Oof.

How ironic, a tornado tore through Miss Oklahoma's vegetable patch the day after she was crowned Miss America.

She actually got whirled peas.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are arrested and sentenced to death by firing squad, one by one.

While they wait to be executed they come up with a plan. Right before they are to be shot, each one will yell that some natural disaster or emergency is happening to distract the soldiers and they would be able to escape.

The brunette is first. As she hears the captain counting down to 0 she...

What does a tornado and a wife have in common?

They both start with alot of sucking and blowing, then you end up without a roof over your head.

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There was a man who survived a tornado

He was being interviewed by the local newspaper. The reporter asked him if it sounded like a train coming, and the guy said “i don’t know, until right now I didn’t even know trains had sex”

How are Woman and Tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come and take the house when they leave

I heard a tornado hit Texas...

...and did millions of dollars worth of improvements.

My county has just been under a tornado warning. As a redditor, I am excited thinking about the possible damage to my fence.

I could have so much reposting to do!

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Chuck Norris gave a blowjob to a tornado once...

The tornado was blown away.

I was in a tornado.

It sucked.

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Does the flap of a butterfly’s wings in Brazil set off a tornado in Texas?

I don’t know. But I know that a guy eating a pangolin in Wuhan, China can cause a toilet paper shortage in every single American mall

There are 3 superheroes, The Fireball, Lady Aqua, and Tornado.

They all form a superhero trio, and try to stop villains from all over the world. They were all hanging at the SuperBase, when an emergency alarm went off.

The supervillain Master Garth is making their way to Paris, so that she can destroy the Eiffel Towel to be able to control all areas of E...

My home was wrecked by a tornado taking my PC with it, I found the thing covered in glass and everything was unsalvageable aside from a stick of ram

At least I have the memory of it

The tornado warning siren has just stopped going off

That's either good or terrible

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Did you hear about the tornado that blew through the strip club?

It was a real titty-twister!

What do you call a windmill that's been swallowed by a tornado?

A wind meal

A fierce tornado rips through the field

A man runs for his life but gets to the edge of a river. He sees another man standing on the other side.

He shouts to the other man "I need your help to get to the other side, buddy!"

The other man looks around and responds, "You are on the other side, friend!"

The tornado catch...

Why was Jimmy killed by a tornado?

He heard that tornadoes kill less people than a common flu and went out for a walk.

I went to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but the company refused.

They said, “If your tent gets blown off, you won’t be covered.”

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What do you call it when a tornado hit's a cattle feed lot?

A shit storm.

So a tornado tore through a trailor park, and caused 1000s of dollars of...

...improvements.

Why did the mad scientist deliberately create a huge fire tornado?

Some people just want to watch the whirled burn.

A powerful tornado tore through our town last night. So far, eight bodies have been found.

Plot twister. It only damaged the graveyard.

Why can't we just nuke tornadoes?

That way nobody will die from the tornado.

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What do you call a tornado filled with boobs?

A titty twister.

What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims?

House blend.

Did you hear about the tornado that hit the trailer court in Little Rock?

It destroyed the Governor's mansion.

What makes a blonde and a Tornado similar? (Sorry blondes)

What makes a Blonde and a Tornado similar?

At first it’s sucking and blowing and next thing you know, YOUR HOUSE AND CAR ARE GONE! xD thank you! I’ll be here all year!

Where do you go if there is a tornado outside and a fire in your building?

Depends on your religion, I guess.

Did you know that tornadoes can displace shellfish?

Apparently the locals in danger areas are able to identify oncoming bad weather due to the shellfish preceding it.

They call it the clam before the storm.

Did you guys hear about the chicken farmer who had a tornado go throw the birds' shelter?

He's afraid he'll never be able to recoup his losses

What do a hurricane, a tornado and a red neck divorce all have in common?

In every case, someone loses a trailer.

What do women and tornadoes have in common?

First they are wet, then stormy and afterwards the house is gone.

What does a woman and a tornado have in common?

They suck, they blow and they leave you with no house.

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What do black people and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

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