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Landfall Jokes

A Pirate captain and his first mate make landfall on the island of Madagascar

On land they see a variety of creatures but most interesting a lemur around a wreck on the beach.

Upon closer examination by the captain to his astonishment, the lemur is spying on the pirates with a telescope

The captain says to his first mate “Do you see what that lemur is looking a...

Because the Hurricane Made Landfall at Night...

...does that make it Florence Night-in Gale?

What did Hurricane Tyrone say as it made landfall?

Where the white beaches at?!?

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