Why are most hurricanes named after a woman?

When they come, they come wet and wild. When they leave they take your house and your car!

I’m writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes..

It’s only a draft at the moment.

Hurricanes are a lot like marriage

First there’s a lot of blowing. Then your house is gone.

I am in the process of writing a big research paper on hurricanes.

The first draft really blew me away.

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Why are hurricanes the best natural disaster?

They at least have the decency to get you wet before violently fucking you!

A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes...

The bartender says that'll be $20.20

I often wonder why hurricanes have names like Andrew, Elisa, Katrina, Dorian, Irma

Name a hurricane: Death Megatron 2000, they'll automatically evacuate from their

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Women are like Hurricanes

They come into your life wild and free and then leave with the PATIO FURNITURE WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARAH YOU BITCH

Why do hurricanes get lousy names, like Sandy?

Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.

In a strange way, I was really looking forward to the hurricane and I was disappointed when it was downgraded...

I thought others round these here parts would echo my sentiment, but I guess Carolinians are used to being disappointed by the Hurricanes.

How to take a hurricane seriously

If the US wants to take hurricanes seriously they need to give them Muslim names. We got Irma and people don't care. But when the weatherman starts saying Abdullah is coming at Florida as a category 5, the whole country would evacuate.

What do hurricanes and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Someone’s gonna lose a trailer.

We should just name hurricanes after politicians.

That way we wouldn't have to worry about them actually coming through with anything.

Before i married my wife she like a hurricane

She was a 5 but now shes 2

America sure is having some bad luck with the recent hurricanes.

As if it's built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

A priest, a nun and some random dude walks into a bar

They ask for a few coronas, hurricanes, and fireballs.

The bartender says "that'll be 2020"

That clown movie topping the box office is the real reason why we've been having so many hurricanes

Because when IT reigns, it pours.

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