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Hurricanes Jokes

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Women are like Hurricanes

They come into your life wild and free and then leave with the PATIO FURNITURE WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARAH YOU BITCH

Why are hurricanes usually named after women?

Because when they come, they are wild and wet. But when they leave, they take your house and your car.

Fun fact about hurricanes...

If it's not from the Hurricagne region of France it's just a sparkling tropical system

Why do hurricanes often have women's names?

They're wet and wild at first then after a while they end in tragedy often leaving men homeless!

I'm writing a book on how tornados and hurricanes develop....

At the moment it's just a draft.

Why do hurricanes get lousy names, like Sandy?

Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.

Hurricanes are a lot like marriage

First there’s a lot of blowing. Then your house is gone.

We should just name hurricanes after politicians.

That way we wouldn't have to worry about them actually coming through with anything.

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In America, great big massive storms are called Hurricanes

In India they're called Cyclones

In Japan they're called Typhoons

In Britain they're called Wednesdays

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Why are hurricanes the best natural disaster?

They at least have the decency to get you wet before violently fucking you!

A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes...

The bartender says that'll be $20.20

I often wonder why hurricanes have names like Andrew, Elisa, Katrina, Dorian, Irma

Name a hurricane: Death Megatron 2000, they'll automatically evacuate from their

Hurricanes

If we want America to start taking hurricanes seriously, we need to give them Muslim names. No one's going to leave for Irma, or Katrina, but if the weatherman said Abdullah is coming and he's a Category 5, the entire country would evacuate...

Why were hurricanes and tropical storms originally always given women's names?

Because when they first come along it's all wet and wild with lots of suckin and blowin, but by the time it's over and they leave - your house is gone, your boat's gone, your truck's gone...

What do hurricanes and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Someone’s gonna lose a trailer.

Why do hurricanes have female names?

Because if they had male names, they'd be himmicanes.*

*This joke only good before 1979

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What do marriage and hurricanes have in common?

They both start with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your fucking house!

thanks @Canadianmomma

A house walk into a bar

Damn hurricanes

Mc'Donalds in hurricanes

No wonder McDonalds places are still open during hurricane sandy. None off their customers can blow away anyways

America sure is having some bad luck with the recent hurricanes.

As if it's built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

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They should name hurricanes after black people:

It only takes one to ruin the neighborhood.

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