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Why do hurricanes get such boring names, like Sandy?

Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee people will be evacuating like rats.

Why are most hurricanes named after women?

Answer: Because when they come they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and your car.

Why do hurricanes often have women's names?

They're wet and wild at first then after a while they end in tragedy often leaving men homeless!

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In America, great big massive storms are called Hurricanes.

In India they're called Cyclones


In Japan they're called Typhoons


In Britain they're called Wednesdays

I’m writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes..

It’s only a draft at the moment.

Hurricanes are a lot like marriage

First there’s a lot of blowing. Then your house is gone.

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Women are like Hurricanes

They come into your life wild and free and then leave with the PATIO FURNITURE WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARAH YOU BITCH

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Why are hurricanes the best natural disaster?

They at least have the decency to get you wet before violently fucking you!

A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes...

The bartender says that'll be $20.20

I am in the process of writing a big research paper on hurricanes.

The first draft really blew me away.

We should just name hurricanes after politicians.

That way we wouldn't have to worry about them actually coming through with anything.

What do hurricanes and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Someone’s gonna lose a trailer.

Why were hurricanes and tropical storms originally always given women's names?

Because when they first come along it's all wet and wild with lots of suckin and blowin, but by the time it's over and they leave - your house is gone, your boat's gone, your truck's gone...

America sure is having some bad luck with the recent hurricanes.

As if it's built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

That clown movie topping the box office is the real reason why we've been having so many hurricanes

Because when IT reigns, it pours.

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What do marriage and hurricanes have in common?

They both start with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your fucking house!

thanks @Canadianmomma

Why do hurricanes have female names?

Because if they had male names, they'd be himmicanes.*

*This joke only good before 1979

Hurricanes

If we want America to start taking hurricanes seriously, we need to give them Muslim names. No one's going to leave for Irma, or Katrina, but if the weatherman said Abdullah is coming and he's a Category 5, the entire country would evacuate...

A man is having a house built in Kansas

A man is having a house built in Kansas. He drives to the site to see how its going. The crew is hanging up rafters with suspicious looking braces.

The man finds the General Contractor and asks him about the braces.

"Oh, them. Them, there's called Hurricane Ties." says the GC

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In a strange way, I was really looking forward to the hurricane and I was disappointed when it was downgraded...

I thought others round these here parts would echo my sentiment, but I guess Carolinians are used to being disappointed by the Hurricanes.

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They should name hurricanes after black people:

It only takes one to ruin the neighborhood.

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