Police respond to a disturbance call at a house...
The cop hears loud music blaring inside and pounds on the door. A ten year old boy answers the door wearing flip flops, boxer shorts, and a sport coat There's chocolate smeared all over his face, and he's holding a beer in one hand and a cigar in the other. Cop asks, "Are your parents home, youn...
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Himalayan Dick BABA
A man had a tiny penis. He went to doctors,surgeons, faith healers , witch doctors etc to try and get it larger. All their knowledge was in vain as they could do nothing about it. A relative of his who saw this, told him about a baba who lived on the peak of the Himalayas who had been kno...
I felt a great disturbance in the force today:
Millions of parents quietly rejoiced while their children cried out in terror and were quickly silenced by their new homeroom teachers.
A police officer radioed the station for backup
Officer: Looks like that domestic disturbance is a homicide, old lady murdered her husband for tracking dirt on a floor she just mopped.
Dispatch: have you arrested her?
Officer: Not yet. The floor isn't dry.