Police respond to a disturbance call at a house...
The cop hears loud music blaring inside and pounds on the door. A ten year old boy answers the door wearing flip flops, boxer shorts, and a sport coat There's chocolate smeared all over his face, and he's holding a beer in one hand and a cigar in the other. Cop asks, "Are your parents home, youn...
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
The short answer is technically speaking it can stand on its own but it is very unstable. In order to keep something standing you need the center of gravity of the object to be within its points of contact with the ground. With only 2 points of contact with the ground, that space is a very small pla...
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Himalayan Dick BABA
A man had a tiny penis. He went to doctors,surgeons, faith healers , witch doctors etc to try and get it larger. All their knowledge was in vain as they could do nothing about it. A relative of his who saw this, told him about a baba who lived on the peak of the Himalayas who had been kno...
I was watching A New Hope on my felt couch the other day...
When I suddenly let rip a massive fart, so big that it caused the fabric to ruck up and fold over itself.
I forced a great disturbance in the felt.
I felt a great disturbance in the force today:
Millions of parents quietly rejoiced while their children cried out in terror and were quickly silenced by their new homeroom teachers.
A police officer radioed the station for backup
Officer: Looks like that domestic disturbance is a homicide, old lady murdered her husband for tracking dirt on a floor she just mopped.
Dispatch: have you arrested her?
Officer: Not yet. The floor isn't dry.