Squirting Jokes

Interviewer: "I meant any questions about the job"

A man squirts water on his girlfriend’s skirt with a squirting gun.

His girlfriend starts laughing hysterically, and the man asks why.

“Well you see, you finally got me wet!”

I said "Damn, I was going to eat that but now it tastes like carrot."

Some construction workers are working on a high building early in the morning.

Sadly, Steve slips off a ledge, spirals down to the ground and is critically injured.

They attempt to save him with CPR, but there is a large hole in his skull that the blood keeps squirting out of, and he... read more

Everyone starts laughing including his friend and this guy is confused he asks his friend what's happening before his friend can answer someone else shouts 94 everyone including his friend is in splits now the guy starts getting really confused. After few moments of silence someone says 153 eve... read more

The grandkids stayed over one weekend, so I (grandad) make breakfast for them ,
sausage, bacon, eggs & toast, the two girls want ketchup on theirs, the boy wants bbq sauce, I say, " kids have ketchup on breakfast but us men have brown sauce, that's a mans sauce"
Later that day I get a call... read more