Saddles Jokes

It's the first example of Saddle Light Navigation...

People would say "this is plagiarism, make your own movie".

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes... read more

Because it takes way longer than a day to make a movie.

If you gave the script to a movie studio, they'd say, "This is the script for 'Blazing Saddles,' why are you giving this to me?"

..."so, do I come here often?"

Oldie but a goodie.

A Desperado rides into town and downs a few drinks at the saloon. When he steps outside again, he finds his horse has been stolen. The Desperado swears, steps back into the bar, and fires a round into the piano. The room goes dead silent. “I’m gonna have one more beer,” the Desperado bellows to the ... read more

He saddles up to the counter.






The bartender asks






"Would you like a drink?"



The horse replies




"Neigh."


(I'm so sorry)

They giggle, laugh and scream as they ride their bikes over the cobble stone paths. All of a sudden, the window of Mother Superior swings open. She shouts:" Girls! Keep it down, or I'm having the saddles re-installed!"