After a few hours, C gets sloppy drunk and spills its drink all over C++. Outraged, C++ shouts, "good God C! Have you no class??"
What do you call an Asian who spills his latte on his pants?
Chai knees
A truck load of Tylenol spills onto a baker’s assistant in a terrible crash
The headline read: ‘Pills bury dough boy.’
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What do you call it when a man spills Merlot on a woman's breasts?
A Harvey Wine Stain.
Scientists, as an experiment, take two groups of people.
The first is a hundred men and one woman, the second, a hundred women and one man. Each group is put on an uninhabited island, and left alone.
A month later, the scientists check how the societies developed.
Island one:
The woman is sitting on a throne, proud as a queen. The men...
Roommates Sarah and Beth invite Mary over for drinks
Roommates Sarah and Beth invite their friend Mary over for drinks. They are drinking wine and having a great time, when Mary spills her drink on her shirt. Mary asks Beth if she could borrow one of her tops. Beth laughs and says “you’d never fit in one of my shirts, you’re the size of a dinosaur!Try...
BREAKING: An 18 wheeler full of wigs and toupees crashes and spills over the I-95 interstate at 1:30pm today.
Police are still combing the area.
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