My wife left me because, according to her, I talk about herbs and spices too much.

Oh well.... It was probably thyme.

I recently read an article about the history of spices used in curry...

It was a cumin interest story.

In the 1930s, the Italians developed an engine fuel technology that used household spices.

It’s true. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme

What do you call two spices saying hello to each other during the holidays?

Seasons greetings

My girlfriend said she would leave me because I argue with her about spices

She hasn't left yet, still I think the thyme is cumin

If you told me you have a great eye for spices...

...then I'd bet you saw this cumin from a mile away.

McCormick spices are at a huge risk

The company has a lot of intellectual property with its CEO, if he were to say fall down the stairs and die,

It would be a season-ending injury

I have developed this weird ability to move some spices and herbs

I can control thyme

My wife told me we need to go shopping, we are low on spices

It is The End of Thyme .

I switched the labels on all my wife's spices.

I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

I was gonna make a joke about spices . . .

But it’s not the right season

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A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were sitting around talking about how much they hate their lives

The cucumber said, "man my life sucks the most, whenever i get big, fat, and juicy someone chops me up and throws me in a salad. The pickle speaks up, "man you dont know shit, when i get big, fat, and juicy someone sticks me in vinegar, covers me in spices, and closes me in a jar. The penis has had ...

I saw a man drive through my city with a van full of herbs and spices

He was a thyme traveler

Ordered some spices online a while back to enhance my roast chicken recipe, unfortunately due to the pandemic I was told the package would be delayed.

But today is the day, the thyme has finally come.

On my weekends I've been inventing a machine that can distribute herbs and spices to any place at my dining table.

It's not much, but it passes the thyme.

Lately I have been really busy and it's interfering with my hobby of collecting all of the different types of spices...

...I just don't have the thyme.

Did you hear about the grocery store employee who poured a bunch of spices into his pockets?

They fired him for thyme theft

I prepared a surprise dinner for my GF to teach her about different kind of spices

She doesn't know what's cumin

Vegans are actually quite good people

Expecially when you use the right spices.
- notes from a cannibal

There is a spice shortage...

There is a shortage of spices all around the world. One entrepreneur saw the shortage coming and stocked up. His advisor was pushing to sell it soon so that people could have all of their favorite dishes. The entrepreneur looked at his advisor and said "what's the rush? We've got all the thyme in th...

If you've spent ages figuring out how to put herbs and spices on your belt loop...

...you've waisted thyme.

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An eighty-five year old couple, married for almost sixty years, died in a car crash and went to the Pearly Gates.

They had been in good health for the last ten years, mainly as a result of the wife's interest in healthy diets and exercise.

St. Peter welcomed them into Heaven and took them to their small palace in heaven- complete with a large bedroom, Jacuzzi, full kitchen, and billiards table. "How much...

Did you hear about the man who reviews herbs and spices?

I heard he's a seasoned expert.

The cops picked up a couple of spices for robbing a bank. Oregano says he won’t talk,

But only Thyme will tell.






Credit to u/hawt_pawket for helping me.

I almost completed my collection of herbs and spices today!

But i didn't have the thyme.

What do you call someone with experience in spices

A seasoned veteran

Police are searching for a fugitive chef after he killed a customer who was arguing about spices used in a dish.

They are saying it's only a matter of thyme.

I can't cook with spices right now...

...I just don't have the thyme.

The Spice Mafia

It is a little known fact that some people want spices that they cannot obtain legally. Be it decades-old oregano, salt from the Last Supper, or the flesh of Sean Spicer, some people love strange and unusual spices. However, in order to obtain these spices, they only have one place to turn: the Spic...

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