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I switched the labels on all my wife’s spices.

I’m not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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I made a shit recipe with all the herbs and spices i know

Anyways it was a waste of thyme

My wife always weeps when we go to the herbs and spices section of our grocery store...

...Seasonal depression is no joke, guys.

According to Wikipedia, the open-source online encyclopedia, India is the world’s largest producer of spices.

But then again, you should always take stats from the internet with a pinch of salt.

Coffee is acidic. Until you add pumpkin and spices...

Then it becomes basic.

Did you guys hear about the shipment of spices that fell into the ocean??

Huge waste of thyme.

My wife left me because, according to her, I talk about herbs and spices too much.

Oh well.... It was probably thyme.

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Just a friendly reminder to show respect to Ramadan

Yes, yes. I know we all like to have a good laugh about certain things. But Ramadan is a very important and sacred time for Muslims. And as a non-Muslim, I have since learned that we need treat it with some respect.

See, my next door neighbour is a Muslim. Ever since the start of Ramadan, I h...

What do you call two spices saying hello to each other during the holidays?

Seasons greetings

In the 1930s, the Italians developed an engine fuel technology that used household spices.

It’s true. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme

I recently read an article about the history of spices used in curry...

It was a cumin interest story.

If you told me you have a great eye for spices...

...then I'd bet you saw this cumin from a mile away.

My girlfriend said she would leave me because I argue with her about spices

She hasn't left yet, still I think the thyme is cumin

I was gonna make a joke about spices . . .

But it’s not the right season

I have developed this weird ability to move some spices and herbs

I can control thyme

McCormick spices are at a huge risk

The company has a lot of intellectual property with its CEO, if he were to say fall down the stairs and die,

It would be a season-ending injury

On my weekends I've been inventing a machine that can distribute herbs and spices to any place at my dining table.

It's not much, but it passes the thyme.

Ordered some spices online a while back to enhance my roast chicken recipe, unfortunately due to the pandemic I was told the package would be delayed.

But today is the day, the thyme has finally come.

Lately I have been really busy and it's interfering with my hobby of collecting all of the different types of spices...

...I just don't have the thyme.

I’d make a clock out of spices

But I just don’t have the Thyme

I prepared a surprise dinner for my GF to teach her about different kind of spices

She doesn't know what's cumin

Did you hear about the grocery store employee who poured a bunch of spices into his pockets?

They fired him for thyme theft

Did you hear about the man who reviews herbs and spices?

I heard he's a seasoned expert.

What do you call someone with experience in spices

A seasoned veteran

The cops picked up a couple of spices for robbing a bank. Oregano says he won’t talk,

But only Thyme will tell.






Credit to u/hawt_pawket for helping me.

If you've spent ages figuring out how to put herbs and spices on your belt loop...

...you've waisted thyme.

I can't cook with spices right now...

...I just don't have the thyme.

I almost completed my collection of herbs and spices today!

But i didn't have the thyme.

I just got a notification from Amazon about the package of spices that I ordered

The thyme has come.

I want a sand timer with ground spices instead of sand

That way when it starts to run out I can say, "Oh no, I'm running out of Thyme!"

I wanted to rearrange all the spices on my spice rack

But I couldn't find the thyme.

There is a spice shortage...

There is a shortage of spices all around the world. One entrepreneur saw the shortage coming and stocked up. His advisor was pushing to sell it soon so that people could have all of their favorite dishes. The entrepreneur looked at his advisor and said "what's the rush? We've got all the thyme in th...

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What do you call the Japanese demon of spices?

The Pepper Oni.

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