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The men life cycle

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a
passionate girl, but she was too emotional....

“I only like lemons,”

Tom said zestfully

You say "easy peasy lemon squeezy"

... but I prefer "depressed stressed lemon zest."

:(

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Did you hear about the guy who had sex with his sister in a pile of lemon peels?

It was in zest

What do you say to a lemon that just lost his job and went through a divorce?

Zest la vie.

Once upon a time, two race horses were born...

This is long, but worth it.

Their names were Herman and Berman and they were twins. Herman was born just slightly before Berman. Herman and Berman were colts of average work horses and were to work the fields everyday. One day Herman and Berman decide to have a race. Everyday at noon, the lu...

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