What spice should you always keep at the liquor store to make older women feel younger?

Cardamom

I’ve got too much thyme on my hands

My hours are only parsley filled. I have anise and a nephew that I babysit, they are gingers, while my hair is salt and pepper. I guess these puns are kinda vanilla, but they’re just going to keep cumin. What’s a superheroes favorite garnish? Capers! If I keep it up you might spray me with mace. A g...

Someone called me pretentious today.

I nearly choked on my honey-cardamom latte.

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