What did the sushi say to the bumblebee?

Wasabi

How do you comfort a grieving sushi chef?

Wasabi for your loss.

I told my Asian friend I got a "B" on my math test.

He said "Wasabi?"

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Once me and my boyfriend had a fight

Later that day I promised to give him a blowjob to settle the dust and get back to our normal lives.

What he didn’t know was that I was hiding wasabi under my tongue. Long story short, we haven’t fought since then.

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How do Japanese Gangsters say Hello??

WASABI


(What's up B!)

What did the sushi say to the bee?

WASABI.



Ah, best lame joke ever.

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