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My favorite joke (its a tad long)

So there's this cardiologist and every night after work he visits his friend Richard that owns a bar. Each time he orders the same drink, an almond daiquiri.
One night the bartender runs out of almond syrup so when the doctor comes for his regular drink the bartender decides to say nothing and...

Did you know that most coffee flavorings have a low pH?

Except pumpkin spice because it's so basic

What is a programmer's favorite artificial meat flavoring?

A boolean cube

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