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Socially Jokes

When does it become socially acceptable for adults to build little hideouts out of pillows again?

When they’re in their forties

I wish I could be socially awkward for a day

Because being it every day is getting kinda old

I want a cartoon about puppies saving humans from making situations socially awkward

We can call it Faux Pas Patrol

My socially anxious friend got a PhD in palindromes.

He now goes by the title 'Dr Awkward'.

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What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek?

A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.

Credits: my bud

What does a socially awkward and depressed frog say?

Reddit.!

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I'm socially constipated...

I haven't given a shit in years

Socially Distant

Years ago I was criticized for being socially distant... I quess I was ahead of my time!

This new software developer is so socially awkward …

… he failed the Turing Test.

I hosted an orgy for the socially anxious.

Nobody came.

My wife is socially distancing me...

Just to be safe, she started it in 2008.

How does a socially inept cat walk away from conversation?

On his faux pas

Jimmy Carr Joke - Socially Unacceptable

JC - I can do a brilliant Michael Jackson impersonation - would you like to see it?

Crowd - YES!

JC - I just need a young volunteer that can keep a secret

(laughter ....)

(\* hope and pray that I've offended none broke no posting rules \*)

What do you call a socially aware Chewbacca?

A “Wokie”

Went out for my state sanctioned, socially distant walk today...

...and I gotta say, a lot of guys seem to measuring six feet the way they measure six inches.

What happens when you get a 100 socially awkward people together in a room?

Nothing.

A socially awkward guy at a party...

...never knows what to say to women. So a friend suggests asking them if they're married, have any kids.

"Are you married?"

"No."

"um...have any kids...?" She gives him a disgusted look, walks away.

He thinks to himself, maybe I did that wrong, let me try it again.
...

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I used to think doing "the helicopter" in public was socially acceptable

But apparently, it's considered a dick move

How much did the socially awkward polar bear weigh?

Probably not enough to break the ice.

Have you heard about that socially awkward chef that only cooks with snake meat?

I'm pretty sure he has Asp burgers.

A bankers mother died recently and he contacted his socially isolated brother to see if he could help in any way.

Leave me a loan, the brother said.

I recently met an indian baker who claimed to be socially rebellious

He called himself a Naan-Conformist.

I just explained to my socially conservative friend that watermelons are more than 90% water.

He said, “I’m never eating a kumquat again.”

A socially awkward loner finally landed a job as a mailman. When the people on his route saw a new face, they instinctively wanted to know who he was and he always gave the same response.

Long time lurker, first time poster.

A terrorist invites his socially awkward friend to a party

"C'mon," he said, "It'll be a blast."

Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy

but socially dead.

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