A socially awkward loner finally landed a job as a mailman. When the people on his route saw a new face, they instinctively wanted to know who he was and he always gave the same response.

Long time lurker, first time poster.

How does a socially inept cat walk away from conversation?

On his faux pas

What does a socially awkward and depressed frog say?

Reddit.!

What happens when you get a 100 socially awkward people together in a room?

Nothing.

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What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bi sexual Hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek?

A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie watching sci-fi on wifi.

My wife is socially distancing me...

Just to be safe, she started it in 2008.

My socially anxious friend got a PhD in palindromes.

He now goes by the title 'Dr Awkward'.

Went out for my state sanctioned, socially distant walk today...

...and I gotta say, a lot of guys seem to measuring six feet the way they measure six inches.

Socially Distant

Years ago I was criticized for being socially distant... I quess I was ahead of my time!

A bankers mother died recently and he contacted his socially isolated brother to see if he could help in any way.

Leave me a loan, the brother said.

Jimmy Carr Joke - Socially Unacceptable

JC - I can do a brilliant Michael Jackson impersonation - would you like to see it?

Crowd - YES!

JC - I just need a young volunteer that can keep a secret

(laughter ....)

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What do you call a socially aware Chewbacca?

A “Wokie”

I hosted an orgy for the socially anxious.

Nobody came.

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I'm socially constipated...

I haven't given a shit in years

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I used to think doing "the helicopter" in public was socially acceptable

But apparently, it's considered a dick move

Have you heard about that socially awkward chef that only cooks with snake meat?

I'm pretty sure he has Asp burgers.

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