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Socialism Jokes

if I had a dollar for everytime socialism was succesful, I'd have 0$

Which is funny because if it did work, I'd also have 0$

Socialism sounds great in theory...

But in practice, you just gonna get couped by the CIA.

How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

...


Change? That’s socialism.

What is the difference between Capitalism and Socialism?

In a capitalist society, man exploits man and in a socialist one, it's the other way around.

I finally understand the difference between capitalism, libertarianism, and socialism.

Capitalists hire libertarians to say socialism is bad. Socialists say capitalism is bad for free. And libertarians will say everyone else is bad as long as they get paid.

Socialism jokes are always funny

‘Cause everyone thinks they get them but they actually don’t.

Real socialism, waiting on a breadline.

Joke socialism, waiting on a punchline.

Converting pimps to socialism is proving difficult

Maybe I shouldn't have told them they have nothing to lose but their chains

[Religion] [Racist]What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

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I don't support Trump, but I would never denigrate his supporters

If you're a Trump supporter, "denigrate" means "to put down."

Two friends are having a discussion about communism and socialism

One friend isn’t quite getting the differences between the two and asks, “so is socialism like diet communism?”

His friend replies, “you don’t get more diet than communism”.

What's the difference between socialism and communism.

I don't know, ask Venezuela.

What is the virus that makes you think socialism is good?

Leningitis

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A Russian Jew had been allowed to emigrate to Israel.

A Russian Jew had been allowed to emigrate to Israel.

At Moscow airport, customs found a Lenin statue in his baggage and asked him, "What is this?"

The man replied, "What is this? Wrong question comrade. You should have asked : Who is he? This is Comrade Lenin. He laid the foundations...

This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: “Is it possible to build socialism in Sahara desert?”

We are answering: “Possible, but you will end up with a shortage of sand.”

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