if I had a dollar for everytime socialism was succesful, I'd have 0$

Which is funny because if it did work, I'd also have 0$

[Religion] [Racist]What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

Socialism looks like a pretty good idea on paper.

Unless that paper's in a history book.

What is the difference between capitalism and socialism?

In a capitalist society, man exploits man. In a socialist society, it's the other way round.

Real socialism, waiting on a breadline.

Joke socialism, waiting on a punchline.

Socialism is good for only one thing.

Weight loss.

I finally understand the difference between capitalism, libertarianism, and socialism.

Capitalists hire libertarians to say socialism is bad. Socialists say capitalism is bad for free. And libertarians will say everyone else is bad as long as they get paid.

A man rubs a magic lamp and a Genie pops out.

Genie: You have one wish, but there's three rules. I can't kill anyone, I can't make people fall in love and can't bring anyone back from the dead.

Man: I want socialism to work.

Genie: There's four rules.

Why are so many young people turning to socialism and communism?

Because then they can seize the memes of production.

Socialism works great!

Until you run out of other people's money

Two friends are having a discussion about communism and socialism

One friend isn’t quite getting the differences between the two and asks, “so is socialism like diet communism?”

His friend replies, “you don’t get more diet than communism”.

It's impossible to make a joke about Socialism.

Because its not funny unless EVERYBODY gets it.

This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: “Is it possible to build socialism in Sahara desert?”

We are answering: “Possible, but you will end up with a shortage of sand.”

Converting pimps to socialism is proving difficult

Maybe I shouldn't have told them they have nothing to lose but their chains

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