if I had a dollar for everytime socialism was succesful, I'd have 0$

Which is funny because if it did work, I'd also have 0$

Socialism is just common sense...

Because it’s common cents.

Socialism is like Jazz...

It's full of obvious mistakes, but somehow still manages to sound good.

How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Change? That’s socialism.

Socialism is good for only one thing.

Weight loss.

Socialism is bad.

I learned that in public school.

What is the difference between capitalism and socialism?

In a capitalist society, man exploits man. In a socialist society, it's the other way round.

Cows & politics

***SOCIALISM***

You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour.

***COMMUNISM***

You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

***FASCISM***

You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

***BUREAUCRATISM***

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