if I had a dollar for everytime socialism was succesful, I'd have 0$

Which is funny because if it did work, I'd also have 0$

Socialism sounds great in theory...

But in practice, you just gonna get couped by the CIA.

What is the difference between capitalism and socialism?

In a capitalist society, man exploits man,  and in a socialist one, it’s the other way around.

Hungarian joke from the 1950s

Definition of socialism: the incessant struggle against conditions that would not exist in any other system.

[Long] A Russian Jew...

...is migrating to Israel after much paperwork and waiting.

At Moscow airport, customs found a statue of Lenin in his baggage and asked him, "What is this?"

The man replied, "What is this? Wrong question comrade. You should have asked: who is he? This is the most respected Comrade Leni...

How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

...


Change? That’s socialism.

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A Russian Jew decides to emigrate to Israel

At Moscow airport the customs officials stop him when they find a statue of Lenin in his luggage and ask what it is.

He replies, "I think you meant "Who is this?" This my friend, is Comrade Lenin, who laid the foundations of socialism and allowed Russia to prosper. I take a statue of him wit...

I finally understand the difference between capitalism, libertarianism, and socialism.

Capitalists hire libertarians to say socialism is bad. Socialists say capitalism is bad for free. And libertarians will say everyone else is bad as long as they get paid.

USSR should've been called PTSD

Post-Tsarism Socialism Disorder

Socialism is bad.

I learned that in public school.

Socialism jokes are only funny...

...if everybody gets them.

[Religion] [Racist]What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

Real socialism, waiting on a breadline.

Joke socialism, waiting on a punchline.

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