This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I used to think doing "the helicopter" in public was socially acceptable

But apparently, it's considered a dick move

COVID-19 has had one major unforeseen benefit for me

It’s finally socially acceptable to hold my breath when walking past an old person.

Why Do News Channels love April Fools Day?

Because it's socially acceptable to do what they already do every day of the year.

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