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Social Anxiety Jokes

Why does Satan have social anxiety?

Because he goes through hell just to say hello

I have a great joke about social anxiety.

Who am I kidding? You'll hate it.

As someone with social anxiety, I must say ...

Er, uhm ... Uuuh, I'll send you a text later.

I've just discovered the cure to Social Anxiety!

Social Security.

We are holding our annual social anxiety conference this weekend.

We hope to have more than 1 person show up this year.

There was a social anxiety convention

No one showed up.

What do you call a 23 year old guy with no friends, depression, social anxiety anda no job?

An average redditor

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

"Hello everyone to social anxiety anonymous"

"I see no one has come and I have to say I am very disappointed."

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels; they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

I always wanted to tell jokes...

I always wanted to tell jokes, but I had pretty severe social anxiety. So, I wrote the jokes down on pieces of paper and taped the paper to frisbees. Then I threw the frisbees at passers by so they could read my jokes.

The trouble was, most of them flew right over their heads.

I don't practice "social distancing."

After 30 years of social anxiety and a deep disgust of humanity in general, I operate on an "expert" level.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he was coming up to a group of chickens and has crippling social anxiety.

Only 90's kids will get this!

Crippling depression and social anxiety

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Timothy and Sarah are walking on a footpath by the beach...

They come across a sign which reads: "CAUTION: strong currents. Swim with care".

Frowning at this, Timothy turns to Sarah and asks, "Hey, are you seeing this?"

Confused, Sarah replies, "Seeing what?"

Timothy exclaims, "This is the third time we've seen that sign!!"

"Oh", ...

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