I saw a sign that said "Elevator Reserved" and I didn't like it
I know that elevator.
That elevator is a friend of mine.
The sign should have said
"Elevator is just going through some things."
"Elevator normally gregarious."
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This brilliant parrot had been with the Vatican for years. One day, he discovered an old rotary telephone that was still functioning tucked away in a forgotten room within the facility. Lonely as the parrot was, and able to speak so many languages, he began to place call after call to every corner o...
How the Internet started according to the bible.
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And she said unto...
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