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Sociable Jokes

People think mathematicians aren't very sociable

But I think they're pretty good at integrating

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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, 'Where have you been?'
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, 'Look, Michael. Look what I've made.'
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, 'What is it?'
'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's...

A young man and woman have only been married for two days.

A young man and woman have only been married for two days. One night just as
they are getting ready to go to bed they hear a noise in the backyard kind
of like a vacuum cleaner in reverse. They put on their robes and run outside.
There hovering over the lawn is a flying saucer. It lands an...

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