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Smartie Jokes

Why do M&Ms go to school?

Because they want to be a >!Smartie.!<

we're about to take an exam..

Right before the test the teacher gives the class some smarties candy and says "some smarties for the smarties." then, after the test, the teacher gave us a lolipop

What do you call a London subway train full of professors?

A tube of smarties.

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It took us ages to get this joke... Want to have a go?

So the theme for my [House Warming Party](http://i.imgur.com/TaE9k.jpg) was "Puns" and everyone came dressed as a pun. I sewed boxes of smarties to my pants (hardy har har). [This guy](http://imgur.com/a/yWeqt#0) arguably had the hardest one to guess. Those are sprigs of thyme. They're in white ...

My vaccume cleaner because it doesn't ...

Unlike my other vaccume cleaner, which doesn't because it .

(co-writing credit to smarties pants u/lord_of_the_realm)
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