Question, why spongebob have many holes

Answer: coz squidward have 6 tentacles

Squidward finally snapped, and used his clarinet to stab Spongebob.

Killed him with A Sharp Instrument.

Did you know that the seven main characters on SpongeBob SquarePants represent the seven deadly sins?

SpongeBob:

Patrick:

Squidward:

Sandy:

Plankton:

Gary:

Mr. Krabs: Lust, sloth, wrath, pride, envy, gluttony, and greed

Why was spongebob fired from his job as a chemist?

His Absorbance Had No Correlation To His Concentration.

Where should Spongebob fans go in the hospital?

The Squid-ward

Why is Spongebob the main character...

...when Patrick's the star?

What would you call it if SpongeBob ran for governer?

A goobernatorial election.

Did you hear about the Spongebob and Jojo crossover?

Everyone's favourite part was when plankton said, "You thought it was plankton, but it was me, copepodio!"

Spongebob was the most unrealistic kid's show

A teenager in a minimum wage job owning a house and car. Pfft

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If SpongeBob is absorbent and lives in bikini bottom

then I'm pretty sure that makes him a tampon

Call my getaway driver spongebob

Because he never miss a shift

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Did you know that SpongeBob has a square dick?

If you think you're surprised, Sandy just shit a brick.

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Damn girl are you the green fish from Spongebob season 2, episode 20: Sandy, Spongebob, and the Worm, at exactly 21:52?

Because I'm gonna eat that ass.

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what do you call a nazi thats a fan of spongebob

a gas flinging fasher

Why is the show called SpongeBob...

when Patrick is the star. Hurr-durr. Tee-hee.

I bought a life size 3d model of plankton from spongebob.

4days later I got an empty box full of bubble wrap. I still don't know where plankton is.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

What is Spongebob's favorite song?

Holey Diver

Why can't Spongebob make the honor roll?

Because he's a C sponge!

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How could Donald Trump ever get elected in this great nation?

...said the country pissed off that the super bowl didn’t play music from spongebob.

(Told by a 7 year old reading me a joke off of her SpongeBob Gogurt) "What is Plankton's grandma's favorite type of pudding?"

"Not labeled for individual sale!!!!!"

What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait?

He's way too self-absorbent

Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

Damn girl are you David Hasselhoff?

Because I wanna ride you like Spongebob and Patrick getting the crown to Bikini Bottom from Shell City to save the day and Mr. Krabs

What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down three miles from a blood bank?

A cab

Cred: Spongebob, my role model

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Lizard is walking through the forest...

and he comes up to a large tree along the path. He looks up in the tree and sees Koala sitting on a branch smoking a joint.

"Heyoo Koala, do you mind if I climb up and try some?" Lizard asks.

"Not at all Lizard, my dude, come on up!" Koala wheezed while exhaling a ripe puff.

Liz...

A favor for a neighbor is a good deed.

A favor for a favor is quid pro quo.

A favor for SpongeBob's neighbor is squid pro quo.

Seems like ISIS has a new driving teacher

Spongebob

My girlfriend: Oh baby I want you to tease me.

Me: Plays three seconds of the SpongeBob Sweet Victory clip.

My Girlfriend: Oooh you dirty tease!

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