After a long, brutal battle, Liu goes to the bar to celebrate his victory with his buddy Kung Lao.
Kung Lao asks: What happened to you? Why are you covered in red?
Liu Kang replies: Ah, it is the blood of Shang Tsung! He is defeated!
A week later Shang challenges Liu to a remat...
Fun Fact: The Mortal Kombat theme was actually inspired by an old European song of praise.
It was a Finnish hymn.
I tried to buy a Mortal Kombat soundtrack.
All I could find were Finnish Hymns.
A Spartan, a Samurai and a Skald are summoned for Mortal Kombat.
Their first opponent is the dread-sorcerer Shang Tsung.
The Spartan goes first, and quickly overpowers Shang Tsung, but is unsure of what to do next. Shang Tsung then speaks a word of power and the Spartan trips over his own cape and impales himself headfirst upon his own spear. Sha...
I heard that the new Mortal Kombat boasted Scandinavian music...
More specifically they plan to add a Finnish Hymn.
TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs.
Why are priests from Finland so good at Mortal Kombat?
They're especially well-versed in Finnish hymns.
What do you call it when 2 starving people fight over a small amount of food?
What do you call a religious song from Helsinki that describes the end of a Mortal Kombat match?
A Finnish Hymn
What does a Mortal Kombat character look for most in a partner?
I just found out my favorite arcade game used Christian music from the 1800s Finland in the background.
Yeah. Mortal Kombat used Finnish Hymns
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My friend beat a bunch of people playing Mortal Kombat...
...so I called him an asshole. He turned around confused. "Why?" "Because you rekt 'em."
My girlfriend told me she loses Mortal Kombat matches on purpose.
She said it's the only time I finish her.
Yo Momma so ugly...
Scorpion from Mortal Kombat be like "Stay over there."
I live in a trailer park and noises tend to travel.
My neighbour was banging this chick he brought home and it felt like it had been going on for hours. I was getting annoyed so in my best Mortal Kombat voice I yelled out, “FINISH HER!!!” Thankfully they finished a few minutes later. About 2 hours later I hear my neighbour yell out in his Mort...
Why do people always talk about gaming on politics subs?
Also, can anyone tell me why Mortal Kombat: Ultra isn't on Steam?
Stop blaming the video games for violence.
Some of you played Mortal Kombat your whole lives and never learned how to finish her.
I once attended a sermon at a church in Finland.
The congregation must have been huge Mortal Kombat fans because they were singing a Finnish hymn.
A new fighting game based off of the works of Tolkien came out
It’s called Mordor Kombat.