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Smarties Jokes

Why did the Skittles go to school?

*They wanted to become Smarties*

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When I'm older.

A young boy is sat on the stairs with his cat and a tube of smarties. As his mum watched, he put a smartie in his mouth, licked his cat then moved down a step.
He then put another smartie in his mouth, licked the cat again and moved down a step.Puzzled, his mum asked, "What are you doing?"
"I...

we're about to take an exam..

Right before the test the teacher gives the class some smarties candy and says "some smarties for the smarties." then, after the test, the teacher gave us a lolipop

What do you call a London subway train full of professors?

A tube of smarties.

My vaccume cleaner sucks because it doesn't suck...

Unlike my other vaccume cleaner, which doesn't suck because it sucks.

(co-writing credit to smarties pants u/lord_of_the_realm)

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It took us ages to get this joke... Want to have a go?

So the theme for my [House Warming Party](http://i.imgur.com/TaE9k.jpg) was "Puns" and everyone came dressed as a pun. I sewed boxes of smarties to my pants (hardy har har). [This guy](http://imgur.com/a/yWeqt#0) arguably had the hardest one to guess. Those are sprigs of thyme. They're in white ...

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